Posted by
Jacqueline Roberts on Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:06:19 PM
Ever had one of those funny questions about life? Then please read on.
When it comes to funny questions and thoughts about life, every time I
think I've seen them all I find one I've never seen before or come up
with more of my own. The following are some of the ones I've discovered
or written however, I know there's more because thats, well... life.
So, if you find while reading these funny questions and thoughts about
life make you smile, pass them along. All right, let's get started!
Funny Questions about life - Group 1 Why does Hawaiian pizza also
contain Canadian Bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes - no nuts. Huh?
What's the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup? Do
Dutch people always split the bill? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder
Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?
Funny Questions about life - Group 2 Is there ever a day that
mattresses aren't on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet
proof pants? Why are oriental rug stores always going out of business?
Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
Funny Questions about life - Group 3 If it only takes one match to
start a forrest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of
matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill? When they ship
those styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack them in? How do you know
when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?
Funny Questions about life - Group 4 How does one know when their
bagpipes need tuning? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads:
not available in all states. What? If Donkey Kong's main character is a
monkey, why isn't it called Monkey Kong? Why does the word lisp have an
"s" in it?
Funny Questions about life - Group 5 How come you never read the
headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"? The next time someone says, "Now I've
seen everything", ask them if they've ever seen a UPS truck parked in a
parking space. Has anyone ever really seen a Jolly Rancher? If you get
a club soda stain, how do you remove it?
Funny Questions about life - Group 6 Has anyone (besides Donald
Trump's wife) ever been fooled by a comb over? Is it really possible to
change the direction of a bowling ball by waving your hands? There's
senior citizens, so why aren't there junior citizens?
Funny Questions about life - Group 7 They say laughter is the best
medicine - so who came up with the phrase, "I died laughing"? Why do
doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they've
already seen you naked. What's wrong with the United States? They only
have two choices for President, but fifty for Miss America. Any reason
they nail down the lid of a coffin? When butterflies get upset or
nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Funny Questions about life - Group 8 Where do they put price
stickers on non-stick pans? If it's called lipstick, why is it always
coming off? When they sing, "Take me out to the
ball game" they're
already there. Why? Who's idea was it to make the word abbreviation so
long?
Yes, these are just a few of the
Funny Questions about life that
try men's -and women's souls. And there's a ton more funny questions
about life not listed here. Some of them come to me during the course
of a day. For example, why does every shampoo bottle say, lather,
rinse, repeat? I'm sorry, did I miss my head entirely the first time or
do you just want to sell more shampoo? If you have or have thought up
any funny questions of life yourself, feel free to send them along and
thanks for wasting a few minutes of your life pondering these funny
questions of life. Now get out there and do something good like
upload a video. Like
figuring out what people in China call their good plates...